OH COME ON! 
It's bad enough that I'm tormented inside the house. Now this cretin is stalking me in my own yard! I promise you, I am not staging this thing for effect. It just magically appears where I least expect it and continues to ensure that I'll keep going back to my cardiologist (yes, I have one of those too). I am warning all parents not to buy this terrorist!
"People of all ages love its presence and charm, whether it's in the living room, playroom, or store front."
False advertising. I do not love it and I would categorize myself as a person of all ages.
I snuck up on this asshole to get this shot. He was too engrossed in freaking out the neighbors to notice.
Dad out...to get an EKG.
Find the original terrorist sighting here.